{"product_id":"escape-velocity-tank-top","title":"Escape Velocity - Tank Top","description":"\u003cp\u003eA physics tank top for cat lovers with ambitious plans and questionable trajectories.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eOne cat. One high shelf. An unnecessarily dramatic launch. Escape velocity is the minimum launch speed needed to escape a body's gravity without further propulsion, ignoring air resistance and other bodies. This cat is aiming for a bookshelf, not leaving Earth, but apparently nobody told the launch crew.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBella+Canvas 3480 in selected solid cotton colors, with a retail fit, unisex sizing, and side seams. Machine wash warm and tumble dry medium.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ePerfect for: physics fans, cat people, teachers, and students. A playful gift for anyone who has watched a pet turn a bookshelf into a mission control emergency.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"STEMRoll","offers":[{"title":"S \/ White","offer_id":50537978691839,"sku":"22120307763177066273","price":24.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ White","offer_id":50537978724607,"sku":"27803326191592389922","price":24.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ White","offer_id":50537978757375,"sku":"16078939874814699961","price":24.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ White","offer_id":50537978790143,"sku":"15977398319730386007","price":24.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0697\/9135\/1039\/files\/escape-velocity-tank-top-white-canva.png?v=1790312323","url":"https:\/\/stemroll.com\/products\/escape-velocity-tank-top","provider":"STEMRoll","version":"1.0","type":"link"}